starexorcist:

All praise based Zaibatsu and our glorious leader realestmatt
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When a guitarist tries to read music.
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shimish: the-heir-of-life: brobdingnagian-fuckup: so i was on buzzfeed when this article came up about great american responses and i am in fucking tears like these are so accurate too accurate andnot evenan exaggeration about how we see ourselves Worth the effort. (via addictedtomoose)

shimish:

the-heir-of-life:

brobdingnagian-fuckup:

so i was on buzzfeed when this article came up about great american responses

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aroxia: swagginmun: nefertsukia: disneyprincessalexia: thehufflepufffromgallifrey: I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona. Christ on a bike! i cAN’T BRHREATEH I made the same face the mirror did Someone call FEMA or NATO or for fuck’s sake call the Ghost Busters! (via addictedtomoose)

aroxia:

swagginmun:

nefertsukia:

disneyprincessalexia:

thehufflepufffromgallifrey:

I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.

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Christ on a bike!

i cAN’T BRHREATEH

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I made the same face the mirror did

Someone call FEMA or NATO or for fuck’s sake call the Ghost Busters!

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jazzedoodles:

My sort of revamp of “Movie Night”

True *wipes tear* perfection
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joeaconite:

IT’S LETTER TIME!
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ironychan:

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simonjadis:

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emeraldcharos:

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kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.
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